I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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