it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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