Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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