Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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