A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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