awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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