your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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