road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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