did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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