i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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