I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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