I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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