So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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