the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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