I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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