I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
only if we run a train.
done.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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