id be glad to
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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