Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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