I'm gonna have a badass scar
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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