Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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