some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
