I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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