So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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