As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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