hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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