ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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