Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Every concussion has its silver lining
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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