That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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