After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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