i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
this hospital has no fireball
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's rum buckets o'clock
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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