I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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