It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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