I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
