just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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