You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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