Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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