So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
is it fun? or sober?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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