I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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