i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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