so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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