yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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