She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Randomize
