So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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