Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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