I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have already put on my inside pants.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Never underestimate the power of titties
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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