She's JV to your varsity
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
did you just send me my own nude
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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