I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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