So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Still dying that you shit outside
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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