You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
