where am i from again
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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